Today in ridiculous kitchen gadgets: the electric pizza cutter. This thing is real! Not only is it real, it's currently being sold on eBay! For as much as $30.00!

Of course this thing is silly. Of course it inspires jokes like, "what could possibly go wrong?" But here, as noted by Scott's Pizza Tours, is the best part: "It’s not even cordless -- you have to plug it into a wall."

electric pizza cutter

We would like to humbly suggest that you go buy some kitchen shears and commence cutting your pizza with them. Or, if you must go electric, get something that looks like a power tool.

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  • Creme Brulee On The Grill

    The <a href="" target="_hplink">directions for this product are hilarious</a>. Cook the creme brulee "according to a recipe," then heat this metal plate on your grill and caramelize <strong>each custard individually</strong>. Just buy a torch, you guys! They got invented for a reason!

  • Grill Sergeant Apron

    This is a neat trick: <a href="" target="_hplink">giving the gift of a tool</a> that makes the person you are giving the gift to <strong>look</strong> like a tool. Also, who doesn't want a six pack of beer strapped to their chest while they lean over a grill?

  • Ham Dogger

    The <a href="" target="_hplink">Ham Dogger</a> turns hamburger meat into a hot dog. How this product improves upon rolling your ground beef into logs by hand, we have not deciphered. Do we need to even make fun of this? Just don't do this. Please.

  • Personalized Leather Apron & Gloves Set

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  • Patio Bistro® Infrared Electric Grill

    Char-Broil <a href="" target="_hplink">wants to make sure you can grill</a> even in places where you "aren't allowed to grill." So they invented a glorified hot plate with ridges that's shaped like a grill. The guys in the picture look like they're pretty psyched about it, though.

  • Meatball Grill Basket

    The amazing thing about all of these stupid grilling tools, is that they are firmly rooted in just how lazy we can be. <a href="" target="_hplink">Grilled meatballs sound <strong>awesome</strong></a>, but is it really that taxing to just turn them one by one? The world has been done a service in that these are no longer available on Williams-Sonoma's website.

  • Motorized Grill Brush With Steam Cleaning Power

    Okay. What exactly are you grilling? Paint? Do you really need the <a href="" target="_hplink">brushes to rotate for you</a>? Did you know that this uses <strong>eight AA batteries</strong>? Just oil up an onion like the rest of us and move on!

  • Reel Roaster

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  • Grill Clips

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