Celebrity news can get pretty crazy, and it's often difficult to decipher rumors from the truth. In between public admissions of affairs, eating disorders and other issues, come ridiculous headlines and stories -- some of which are true, some are versions of the truth, and some of them have lawyers sending cease-and-desist letters off in a fury.
This week we're confused as to why Suri Cruise's learning to speak Mandarin makes her an "overachiever," and we can't stop laughing at the idea that Miley Cyrus is obsessed with incorporating the kinkiness of "50 Shades of Grey" into her sex life with Liam Hemsworth.
Regardless of where these tidbits may fall, they produce some pretty hilarious headlines. Check out our roundup of some of the silliest, most laughable stories out there this week:
<a href="http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/10/04/rihanna-chris-brown-back-together-twitter-concert-club-date/">Rihanna Celebrates Getting Back Together With Chris Brown</a> This should really say, "Rihanna Makes Incredibly Poor Decision Getting Back Together With Chris Brown"
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/04/hulk-hogan-sex-tape-leaks-online_n_1940224.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity">Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Leaks Online </a> This headline simply shouldn't be able to exist.
<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/suri-cruise-learning-chinese-avenues-school">Ni Hao! Over-Achiever Suri Cruise Studying Chinese In School</a> Breaking news! We're pretty sure she's also studying math and science and history too!
<a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/miley-cyrus-reportedly-told-delete-twitter-fiance-liam-hemsworth-are-couple-trouble-797309">Miley Cyrus Reportedly Told To Delete Twitter By Fiancé Liam Hemsworth; Are The Couple In Trouble?</a> Pfft, Miley Cyrus can't be tamed and Liam knows that.
<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/26/nicole-scherzinger-chris-brown-make-out-photos-kissing/#ixzz27bGPQtug">NICOLE SCHERZINGER:I Did NOT Make Out with Chris Brown </a> Actually, it's kind of awesome that Nicole was so grossed out by the accusations that she took the time to set the record straight.
<a href="http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/09/26/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-tattoo-after-affair-love/#utm_source=copypaste&utm_campaign=referral">Kristen Stewart Wants A Robert Pattinson Tattoo </a> No, she doesn't.
<a href="http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/09/25/harry-styles-kissing-open-mouth-french-kiss-11-years-old/#utm_source=copypaste&utm_campaign=referral">Harry Styles: I Started Open-Mouth Kissing At Age 11 </a> The only people to use the phrase "open-mouth kissing" are 11-year-olds.
<a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mike-walker/50-shades-mileys-sex-life">“50 SHADES” OF MILEY’S SEX LIFE!</a> Maybe Miley wants to be tamed?
<a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-interview-dr-phil-accused-being-ratings-whore"> DR. PHIL ACCUSED OF BEING A RATINGS WHORE!</a> Wasn't that already obvious?
<a href="http://www.intouchweekly.com/stars/news/exclusive-scott-disick-bails-kardashian-christmas-card-shoot#.UG8ipPl25Og">Scott Disick Bails On Kardashian Christmas Card Shoot</a> Well, sound the alarms -- their relationship is clearly over.
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