Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the main event!

In the red corner, topping out at 270 pounds in pregnancy, the bionic baby-maker, a 14-round champ on the birthing table -- eight times in one amazing swoop -- Nadya "The Octomom" Suleman!

In the blue corner, weighing in at ... well who cares she's really really tan ... a woman so tough not even UV rays can penetrate her. The crispy creamer! The epidermal apocalypse! Give it up for Patricia "Tanning Mom" Krentcil!

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, the mom now famous for denying that she brought her 6-year-old daughter into a tanning booth challenged quite possibly the most infamous mother on the planet -- Octomom -- to a couple rounds in the ring. Finally.

PHOTOS: OCTOMOM | TANNING MOM

Patricia Krentcil -- who's now on the road to better skin after a bout with the law and the media earlier this year -- told HuffPost that she could destroy Nadya Suleman in a celebrity boxing match.

"I could beat her," Krentcil said, holding up her fists. "But I'd probably break a nail. And these nails are moneymakers."

Those are fighting words coming from a boxing amateur. Suleman, on the other hand, has spent plenty of time donning giant boxing gloves and fighting other VIPs in Celebrity Boxing.

The Octomom boxing craze was so popular, it got out of hand. Last month, CEO Damon Feldman announced that Suleman was banned from Celebrity Boxing because her agent "owes people money and doesn't want to pay."

Suleman, a mother of 14, was left without yet another job after her attempt at pornography got bad reviews.

But Feldman told HuffPost today that he'd temporarily release Suleman from the ban should the most epic battle since Tyson vs. Holyfield -- Tanning Mom vs. Octomom -- go down.

"I would love to see this match -- it would be amazing," Feldman said. "Personally I think Octomom would win. She's in great shape. She works out two, three hours a day. She's a physical woman. But Tanning Mom would be interesting, she'd be a personality and would be competitive."

Alas, the match is just out of reach. Suleman hung up when HuffPost Weird called for comment. But Feldman vowed to make it happen, some day.

His odds for the match?

"Two-to-one Octomom, but it's boxing, you never know."

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    Image from trailer for "Octomom Home Alone" by Wicked Pictures. Credit: Wicked Pictures

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    This file image orignally made from a 2006 video provided by KTLA shows Nadya Suleman looking at a ultrasound of her unborn twins at an in-vitro fertilization clinic in Los Angeles. Suleman, who gave birth on Jan. 26, 2009 to octuplets, has gone from Miracle Mom to becoming a target for Internet scorn and ridicule. Credit: KTLA / AP

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya Suleman (R) sighting at a local park on May 06, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: FilmMagic / Getty Images

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya Suleman sighting at Target store on March 4, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: FilmMagic / Getty Images

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    Nadya Suleman sighting at leaves her home on March 10, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: FilmMagic / Getty Images

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya Suleman sighting at a local park on May 06, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: FilmMagic / Getty Images

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Television personality Nadya "Octomon" Suleman walks in Midtown Manhattan on February 24, 2010 in New York City. Credit: Getty Images

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    Nadya "Octomom" Suleman attends Millions Of Milkshakes on November 10, 2010 in West Hollywood, California. Credit: WireImage / Getty Images

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya Suleman arrives at the Los Angeles screening of "Guido" at Writers Guild Theater on June 17, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California. Credit: FilmMagic / Getty Images

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya "Octomom" Suleman attends the Celebrity Boxing Match Press Conference on August 19, 2011 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Credit: FilmMagic / Getty Images

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    Nadya Suleman poses at the Female Pillow Fighting Press Conference at Warehouse 24 on February 15, 2012 in Woodlyn, Pennsylvania. Credit: Getty Images

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    This May 19, 2010 file photo shows Octomom, Nadya Suleman speaking to media outside her home in La Habra, Calif. Suleman has filied for bankruptcy and her home is scheduled to be auctioned on Monday, May 7, 2012. Credit: AP

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    This Wednesday, May 19, 2010 file photo shows octuplets mother Nadya Suleman wears a T-shirt promoting pet birth control outside her home in La Habra, Calif. on Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Suleman has been living in the home for nearly two years. The man who sold the home to Suleman says he is going ahead with eviction proceedings because she can't come up with a $450,000 balloon payment. Credit: AP

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya Suleman, the mother of octuplets leaves her home in Whittier, Calif., Wednesday March 11, 2009. She said in a video posted online Wednesday that she -- not her parents -- is paying for the four-bedroom, three-bath home in La Habra, Calif., where she plans to raise her brood. Credit: AP

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman Photos

    Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, left, tabloid sensation, and Amy Fisher, adult film actress, exchange blows during the "Celebrity Fight Night" on Saturday, Nov. 5, 2011, in Hollywood, section of Los Angeles. Credit: AP

  • Octomom Porno

    Image from trailer for "Octomom Home Alone" by Wicked Pictures. Credit: Wicked Pictures



Tanning Mom Gallery:
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  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." She brought her daughter, Anna, whom she <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/01/patricia-krentcil-arrested-daughter-tanning-booth_n_1469392.html?ref=crime" target="_hplink">allegedly took into a tanning booth in April</a>. Krentcil denies the allegation.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Here's Tanning Mom with HuffPost Weird News editor Andy Campbell.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." She brought her daughter, Anna, whom she <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/01/patricia-krentcil-arrested-daughter-tanning-booth_n_1469392.html?ref=crime" target="_hplink">allegedly took into a tanning booth in April</a>. Krentcil denies the allegation.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.

  • Tanned Mom Charged

    This photograph of Patricia Krentcil was released by the Essex County Prosecutor's Office, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 in Newark, N.J. Krentcil, of Nutley, N.J., whose own skin is deeply bronze-colored from regular visits to a tanning salon, has been accused of taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth in violation of state law. Krentcil entered a plea of not guilty Wednesday in Superior Court to a charge of child endangerment. (AP Photo/Essex County Prosecutor's Office)

  • Tanned Mom Charged

    Patricia Krentcil, 44, left, stands with her lawyer John Caruso during a court appearance on charges of child endangerment at the Essex County Superior Court, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 in Newark, N.J. Krentcil is accused of taking her 5-year-old child into a tanning booth. Krentcil tells The Associated Press her daughter got her sunburn from being outside on a recent warm day. New Jersey state law prohibits anyone under 14 from using tanning salons.(AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

  • Tanned Mom Charged

    Patricia Krentcil, 44, waits to be arraigned at the Essex County Superior Court, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 in Newark, N.J., where she appeared on charges of endangering her 5-year-old child by taking her into a tanning salon. Krentcil tells The Associated Press her daughter got her sunburn from being outside on a recent warm day. New Jersey state law prohibits anyone under 14 from using tanning salons.(AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

  • Tanned Mom Charged

    Patricia Krentcil, 44, center, walks out of Essex County Superior Court with her lawyer John Caruso, right, after court appearance on charges of child endangerment, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 in Newark, N.J. Krentcil is accused of taking her 5-year-old child into a tanning booth. Krentcil tells The Associated Press her daughter got her sunburn from being outside on a recent warm day. New Jersey state law prohibits anyone under 14 from using tanning salons.(AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

  • Tanned Mom Charged

    Patricia Krentcil, 44, walks out of Essex County Superior Court after court appearance on charges of child endangerment, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 in Newark, N.J. Krentcil is accused of taking her 5-year-old child into a tanning booth. Krentcil tells The Associated Press her daughter got her sunburn from being outside on a recent warm day. New Jersey state law prohibits anyone under 14 from using tanning salons.(AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

  • Tanned Mom Charged

    Reporters talk to Patricia Krentcil, 44, center right, as she walks out of Essex County Superior Court after court appearance on charges of child endangerment, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 in Newark, N.J. Krentcil is accused of taking her 5-year-old child into a tanning booth. Krentcil tells The Associated Press her daughter got her sunburn from being outside on a recent warm day. New Jersey state law prohibits anyone under 14 from using tanning salons.(AP Photo/Julio Cortez)

  • Tanning Mom's New Skin

    Patricia Krentcil -- also known as Tanning Mom -- was in Westchester, NY on Friday, Sept. 21 to show off her better-looking skin and promote the book she allegedly swears by, "The Skin Regime: Boot Camp for Beautiful Skin." During the event, she told The Huffington Post exclusively that Mitt Romney's now infamous "tan" is fake.