For every cool, creative or actually funny Halloween costume out there, every year we see dozens more that simply make us go "WTF?"
The most inappropriate Halloween costumes aren't just limited to "sexy" versions of modern professions (although those can get pretty raunchy). We're talking about costumes that highlight some of the worst things in society, require absolutely no shame and promise an uncomfortable evening in more ways than one. And don't even get us started on the penis costumes (of which there are more than we could have ever imagined).
Check out 69 of the most inappropriate (and very NSFW) Halloween costumes we've seen over the years. Just promise us that if you actually wear any of these atrocities that you'll do it with a healthy dose of irony. Vote for the most inappropriate ones!
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes
On second thought, maybe they <em>should</em> cut funding to PBS.
"Ring Toss" Costume
The hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst.
The Nip Slip
Is it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose?
At least he's promoting safe sex.
Female Inflatable Doll
Yeah... This could get awkward.
Now you can make people uncomfortable all night long.
"Anna Rexia" Costume
Because eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis
Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk.
At least he knows what he is.
Facial expression not included.
"Anita Sedative" Costume
When you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints.
"Happy Morning" Costume
It's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
We sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats.
Don't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from.
As long as there's no copay.
If you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
Why is the blacked-out tooth part of it?
"The Shocker" Costume
Make sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Heartbreak Clown Thong
Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier?
Sexy American Indian
Pocahantas didn't even dress this sexy.
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume
For a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
No more beer for this guy.
Looking like sh*t has never been so cute.
Of all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening.
Would you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume
We don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long.
A Knight To Remember
Just in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween.
The "Biggest Show On Earth"
Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch. (Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version.
Used Pad Man
Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow.
Trash Can Baby
He has low self-esteem.
Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long.
Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever.
Hung Like A Horse
These guys must really, really love each other.
In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year.
We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night.
The Human Centipede
Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume.
A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere.
"Zombie Fetus" Costume
When you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs
Let's see the St. Pauly Girl do this.
"Rub Me" Genie
More like Alad-<em>don't</em>.
We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away.
Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume.
We're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW.
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