Morrissey doesn't mince words, or meat for that matter. The "militant" vegetarian stopped by The Colbert Report on Tuesday to sing a couple of songs and do the most wonderfully awkward interview we've ever seen.
For those playing "What Morrissey Hates" at home, you can mark off the royal family, bacon and suggestions of Smiths reunions. If you had previously checked off "Looking into the camera uncomfortably," you lose. He loves that.