We've heard of being too drunk to drive, but this guy was allegedly too drunk to have his picture taken.
Sean Carl Payne, 35, of Humble, Tex. was accused of public intoxication outside Shamrock’s Bar last Thursday, according to KMOV.
Police said Payne had drunk so much that an officer had to hold his head up for his mugshot, seen above.
The Mirror notes that Shamrock was offering "Big A-- Beer" and shots for $3 on the night of Payne's arrest.
Thankfully, the Houston Press has managed to squeeze a life lesson out of the incident.
"Too many mugs, too many shots = a mugshot requiring assistance."