Finally, a public figure who will discuss a truly challenging potential crisis in calm, reasonable and realistic terms.
Ron Swanson knows that a potential bacon shortage could grip the world.
In this public service announcement below, the "Parks and Recreation" supervisor -- a known lover of eggs, bacon and other protein-based breakfast foods -- provides members of the public with tips and advice should a potential bacon-pocalypse come to pass.
He may not be a fan of government, but Ron Swanson serves the public in his own way. Pigs, be very afraid.
"Parks and Recreation" airs on Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. ET on NBC.
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