German Man Cannonballs Into Frozen Pool, Doesn't Crack Ice (VIDEO)

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The briefs-only cannonball artist in this video uploaded by YouTube user MrRobCalifornia briefly talks to his videographer friend in German, then gets down on one knee and salutes in what can only be described as awesome (if somewhat indecipherable) English.

Our interpretation: "M**********r, f**k the f*****g world. And my new band is called Sisqo."

We're not sure if his band is named after the silver-haired "Thong Song" artist, but our scantily clad jumper soon thereafter makes his poorly planned plunge into the petrified pool.

Don't try this at home.

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