20 Dumbest Pinterest Obsessions That Make Us Want To Claw Our Eyes Out
EDITOR'S NOTE: Our friends at TruTV have shared with us the 20 absolute dumbest Pinterest obsessions.
Crazy Cute Food Crafts
Bento box lunches that look like pigs, cakes that are trains and eggs that look like baby chicks — adorable — until you realize this is why mommy lost one million dollars of earnings potential over her lifetime.
Subway Tile With Black Grout
Dear Thor: if we see another clawfoot tub with “subway tile with dark grout” photo we’re going to scream. Subways are dirty filthy rat-infested places. Why do so many people seemingly wanna bathe underground in a public space?
Weddings Weddings Weddings
Most marriages end in divorce because all people want is the chance to spend all their time and money putting on a Broadway show that only runs for one day because it’s a lame fairy tale.
Kids’ Toys And Activities Made With Garbage
Soda bottle water sprinkler! Cardboard box playhouses! And tons of other hand-crafted junk that tells your kid you want him to grow up to be a dumpster diver.
Consult the dictionary: it’s not even a word. Tablescapes are just a chance to break out tacky crap and showcase your fetish for matchy matchy colors.
Is this crap related to the wedding obsession? Naw, it’s just mommies dreaming of living in a house they could never ever have, not with actual living children within 20 feet of it.
Rolling Barn Doors
Suddenly living a la barn is all the rage. Do we all secretly long to be cows?
Jazzy Throw Pillows
How hot are jazzy throw pillows? If a throw pillow ran for President right now — it would win.
Men are not attracted to nails with clever designs. They do not care if your nails have sparkly tips or look like <a href="http://www.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/gallery/20-totally-inappropriate-photos-of-candy-corn.html">candy corn.</a> If they do care, make a bet they’ll soon ask you to do theirs.
Spray painted acorns, seeds taped to candles, driftwood sea glass suncatchers… people, can we please accept the wonder of Mother Nature without getting out the drills and glue?
Skinny Chicks In Huge Flowing Outfits
Yes, models have always been too skinny. But on Pinterest nothing is hotter than a model wearing a giant sexless fabric bag. This is what style would look like if women, and not gay men, ruled the fashion world.
A bacon and cheese Bloody Mary? Not only is it wrong, it’s just pure food porn.
Crap In Mason Jars And Other DIY Gifts That Suck
Making a jar of lemon hand scrub or layered cookie ingredients will make them very happy… that they can now tell a story about your cheap ass behind your back.
Insanely exotic braids
Women seem to want to punish and contort their hair in the fantasy world of Pinterest. But FYI the only time men ever cared about braids was when they were on slave Princess Leia.
Luxury Chicken Coops
The chickens on Pinterest live better than 96% of people on the planet.
Fairy & Gnome Gardens
Making a mini garden for faeries and/or gnomes is now all the rage — a sure sign the end of days is near. It’s an outdoor dollhouse people. Grow. Up.
A dream-like picture with a inspiring quote tacked on? Pass the sick bag. Give us “If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport” posters any day.
Insanely Long Thin Stacked Images
They are there to get attention and hog up the page. You got our attention, sure, but now we hate you.
OK we know it’s fall, but enough with the pumpkin everything already! At St. Patty’s Day we don’t want to eat all green foods. And at Christmas can we all just chill? Every holiday makes people start imagining their house as a theme park.
Star Wars Stuff
Who left the boys on?
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