At Saturday night's Midori Green Halloween party, Kim Kardashian explained that if Hurricane Sandy hit her "captain" Kanye West would sail her to safety if need be.
But jokes aside, the reality TV queen was far more practical this weekend, when she and sister Kourtney hit the supermarket in Miami to stock up on water ... lots and lots of water.
While we're impressed with Kim's preparedness, we might suggest picking up something to eat before the storm hits.
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Mayor Bloomberg going with zip up neck sweater to fight Sandy. Shows preparedness. Windy: zip it up Storm over: back down #frankenstorm
Flying home from east coast and #Sandy. Wish I could bring all in harms way with me. #StaySafe
Risking my safety at getting to a friends house for a hurricane hunker party bc i am now addicted to downton abbey
Thanks 4 all the good thoughts guys - we r 2gether & prepared to deal with #sandy - stay safe everyone!
Wishing everyone on the east coast a safe and dry weekend! #Sandy
starting to get windy here in #Brooklyn...I hope our shows don't fly away
Jeez, was supposed to go to NYC but frankenstorm put the kabosh on that, instead I dressed up like a cat & drank some tequila.
Waiting for this storm!!! Slumber party with my boys!!!! 💙
RT @nytjim: Mayor Bloomberg says you can bring pets to shelters in evacuation Zone A. #sandy
My dad re: the hurricane: "I have tons of cash and a salad"
In preparation for #Sandy I am downloading 10 more episodes of #FridayNightLights
Oh Frankenstorm. What say you? To play Carnegie hall or not to play Carnegie hall. That is the question.
I keep seeing pictures of the flooding going on and it hasn't even started raining yet. Scary.
"The wind began to switch. The house, to pitch. And suddenly the hinges started to un-hitch..."
Everyone be safe rather than stupid. We're figuring out where we're going to stay.
Praying for everyone on the East. ♥
Nervous about this hurricane sandy coming our way
The calm before the storm. #sandy #hurricane http://t.co/GE1GadYC
Batten down the hatches!! I'm baking macaroons for the duration. Hope it's over before Hulaween!!!! Eeeeeeekkkk!!
The supermarket in #NYC right now. http://t.co/zOecytzd
Maybe I should have stated where I was- Hurricane Sandy doesn't sound so fun...
Back in Miami now. Missed the storm. I'm praying for everyone on the East Coast. I hope everyone is safe!
I'm obsessed with Hurricane Sandy..I just LOVE weather!The eye of the storm is coming straight towards me!!So exciting!Am I insane?I'm ready