Laura McDonald has used her spot-on Kristen Stewart impression to explain to us the joys of Christmas, Valentine's Day and the Fourth of July -- so it should be no surprise that she has Halloween on lock too.
She brings up some valid points. There certainly are a lot of hollow things associated with this holiday.
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