To break the Internet, a story has to have two key ingredients: a really big name and a really surprising twist. That's why no one is fazed when Kim Kardashian tweets yet another picture of herself wearing a barely-there bathing suit. But just imagine if she tweeted something else -- like a confession that said, "I only married Kris for the publicity!"

That's the kind of story that would truly put HuffPost Celebrity's servers to the test. We went ahead and did some more imagining -- and came up with some pretty mind-blowing situations. We'd like to take the opportunity to remind you that none of these stories are true, but if they were, we're pretty sure they'd fry our wifi.

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  • Imagine if...

    Brad Pitt announces he's leaving Angelina Jolie and their army of children.

  • Imagine if...

    Courtney Stodden announced that she was divorcing Doug Hutchison and becoming a spokesperson for the welfare of child brides.

  • Imagine if...

    Kim Kardashian admitted her marriage to Kris Humphries was all for the publicity and money?

  • Imagine if...

    George Clooney announced that he and Stacy Keibler were expecting a baby.

  • Imagine if...

    Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston got back together.

  • Imagine if...

    Kate Middleton gave birth to octuplets after feeling the pressure to produce an heir to the throne.

  • Imagine if...

    Khloe Kardashian finally took that paternity test and discovered that O.J. Simpson really was her biological father?

  • Imagine if...

    Lindsay Lohan wasn't late to work.

  • Imagine if...

    Robert Pattinson cheated on Kristen Stewart ...with Rupert Sanders.

  • Imagine if...

    Tom Cruise's production company put out casting notices for his next girlfriend.

  • Imagine if...

    Taylor Swift confessed who all of her songs were written about.

  • Imagine if...

    John Mayer announced he plans on becoming celibate.

  • Imagine if..

    Lady Gaga did bath salts on stage during a performance.


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