To break the Internet, a story has to have two key ingredients: a really big name and a really surprising twist. That's why no one is fazed when Kim Kardashian tweets yet another picture of herself wearing a barely-there bathing suit. But just imagine if she tweeted something else -- like a confession that said, "I only married Kris for the publicity!"
That's the kind of story that would truly put HuffPost Celebrity's servers to the test. We went ahead and did some more imagining -- and came up with some pretty mind-blowing situations. We'd like to take the opportunity to remind you that none of these stories are true, but if they were, we're pretty sure they'd fry our wifi.