Oh, to be on the line when Mitt Romney phoned President Obama to concede the election.
We'll never know what was really said, but Jimmy Fallon offered a version of the call on Wednesday night's "Late Night" that will definitely suffice.
As far as we know, Obama actually answered the call with, "Is this your concession call or are you too busy watching Fox News?" before saying that Karl Rove looks like "Someone took a tire pump and inflated Larry David" and then discussed the theme song to "Dawson's Creek" with the former Governor.
Yep, that sounds about right.