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Why I'm Not Pregnant: 9 Brilliant Answers To Another Question You Should Never Ask A Woman

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What's worse than your twelfth cousin inquiring asking about your love life in front of everyone at Thanksgiving? Oh, right: your aunt asking in front of your mother, also known as the Woman You Have Never Made A Grandmother, when you're getting pregnant.

We feel you. As we've said before, the key to these awkward conversations (read: complete violations of your privacy) is preparations. Here are some witty responses to have at the ready.

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