How on earth do the characters on "Homeland" keep their cell phones charged?!
Since all Stephen Colbert did over Thanksgiving was watch his favorite Showtime program, he had a lot of time to ponder the curiously strong batteries that Carrie Mathison and friends hold in their mobile phones.
He also had time to ponder his favorite holiday, Black Friday, although he lamented the commercialization the holiday has become wrapped up in. "Whatever happened to trampling people for the love of the game?"
Check out the full clip of the first "Colbert Report" after their Thanksgiving hiatus above.