11/29/2012 04:32 pm ET

Dan Klein Reviews Apples (VIDEO)

Do you often see apples and think, "I think apples might be for me, but what trusted source could give me the pros and cons of this fruit?"

Fret not. Dan Klein, a comedian who writes for Onion News Network as well as the Brooklyn foodie parody menu "Fuds," has finally done a public service by reviewing a Red Delicious for smart produce shoppers who aren't ready to commit without all the facts.


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