Baby, it's not so cold outside -- but Santa's gotta get in somehow, and a B&E would cramp his plans.
While it's possible that for years he's just shimmied up our palm trees and tossed sacks of presents through any window without burglar bars, it would still be kind of Miamians to give the old guy his favorite means of entry.
So check out these 305 pads with fireplaces, each as rare as a North Pole workshop in this sweltering South Florida sun. We do have to warn you: they're mostly found in massively, estate-priced homes -- and none of them are able to get anyone off the big guy's naughty list.
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