In this new video, our perpetual sadsack hero goes door-to-door to diners in New Jersey to ask them to put up his headshot, with a quote from a movie written on it (so they'd know he's a celebrity, of course). For some stupid reason, they all decline. And that's when he moves onto other businesses. Who also decline.
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