12/19/2012 08:02 am ET Updated Feb 18, 2013

Please Sign This Important White House Petition To 'Replace The Period Symbol With The Cool Sunglasses Emoticon'

Is the United States falling behind on chillness? Has American lost its chillness edge to chill rivals? Will our children suffer from the chillness gap? Not if President Obama does what's right and acts on this petition, located on's petition site "We the People":

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