"That awkward moment when you're chillin' at your friend's house and an emu walks by the window."
We're in love with the 'OnlyinMiami' hashtag on Twitter for providing tiny 140-character haikus of our weird, weird city: spin instructors doling out Cuban coffee, lamborghinis parked in front of discount stores, used-car dealerships that double as chicken farms.
This week, Tweeters take on the end of the world (which apparently runs on Cuban time), a tropical Christmas, and nochebuena injuries like almost cutting off your finger while slicing the lechón.
Click below for the best tweets of the week tagged with 'only in Miami.'
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