We know what you're thinking: where on Earth can you find a dress that fully expresses your love of Jason Alexander's character on "Seinfeld"?
Well, wonder no more.
We've seen a lot of awesome Seinfeld fan art on Etsy, but Tumblr user Erin Pearce takes the cake with her homemade "Faces of Costanza" dress. She notes on her blog that she isn't quite done with the dress but has enough fabric leftover to make a clutch and a bow (!!!) to match.
Let's just hope Urban Outfitters doesn't get any ideas.