Seriously: He's there for the chicken wings.
A Redditor claiming to be this adorable kid's mom posted this photo to the social news site Jan. 11.
Some users thought that the child was a doll. Surprise, he's real (which is more than can be said about some things you'll find at Hooters).
Before anyone screams babysploitation, take a moment to appreciate how classy this photo is compared to some choice incidents.
No babies were harmed in the posting of this photo, although it's possible that several hearts melted.