Oprah Winfrey's highly anticipated interview with Lance Armstrong airs tomorrow after days of speculation, and while many sources allege that Armstrong fesses up to accusations that he's used steroids throughout his career, Winfrey has yet to release any footage to the news media about what is actually said in the interview.
This leaves journalists like Stephen Colbert out in the cold. What's he supposed to do, make something up? Yes, yes he must. Hence, he has no choice but to start the hot new rumor that Lance Armstrong and Oprah are having sex.
Check out the above clip from Tuesday's "Colbert Report" for more on how satisfied Lance left Oprah.