01/16/2013 02:51 pm ET

The Onion: Jodie Foster Inspires Teens To Sort-Of Also Come Out But Not Really (VIDEO)

It's hard for us to know what Jodie Foster was really thinking during her speech at the 2013 Golden Globes, but we do know one thing: it was vaguely inspiring.

The Onion News Network has a perfect take on Foster's maybe-possibly-sort-of coming out speech with their latest video, "Jodie Foster Inspires Teens To Come Out Using Vague, Rambling Riddles."

Watch the fake news report above to see how today's young LGBT (and/or straight) youth are following Foster's example and making confusing declarations of their own.


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