It's hard for us to know what Jodie Foster was really thinking during her speech at the 2013 Golden Globes, but we do know one thing: it was vaguely inspiring.
The Onion News Network has a perfect take on Foster's maybe-possibly-sort-of coming out speech with their latest video, "Jodie Foster Inspires Teens To Come Out Using Vague, Rambling Riddles."
Watch the fake news report above to see how today's young LGBT (and/or straight) youth are following Foster's example and making confusing declarations of their own.
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Tina and Amy's Hilarious Opening
"Golden Globes" hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler kick things off right.
Kristen Wiig & Will Ferrell Steal The Show
This was just a delight to everyone... everyone accept Tommy Lee Jones.
Tina & Amy React To Losing
Time to start drinking and trash-talking Lena Dunham & Taylor Swift. Also, Drunk Glenn Close...
Best Actress - TV Series, Comedy Or Musical
From Jason Bateman's annoyance to Tina & Amy canoodling with J-Lo & George Clooney respectively to Lena Dunham thanking Chad Lowe, this was one of the best awards of the night.
Amy Poehler As Darcy St. Budge
The first of two nominations for "Dog President".
Tina Fey As Damien Francisco
The second nomination of the night for "Dog President". It lost both, unfortunately.
Technical Difficulties with Salma Hayek & Paul Rudd
This is NOT how you cover an awkward technical difficulty.
Adele Wins For 'Skyfall'
We could listen to Adele all day. Not her singing, her speaking voice. "We've been pissin' ourselves laughin..." So have we, Adele.
Jimmy Fallon (with Jay Leno)
Take the hint, Jay.