The world is filled with strange and wonderful people. Sometimes, if we're lucky, they end up on the news. To wit: the awesome interview subjects below.
From the man whose job description reads, "Writer, Wizard, Mall Santa, Rasputin Impersonator" to the "Freelance Sperm Donor", each caption will have you asking two questions: A) how do I become besties with this person?, and B) how do I get their job?
Take a look at the 16 best people on the news ever, and let us know who is your favorite. (Hands off "Airport Dude", we saw him first.)
Aren't we all?
Angry Cat Owner
Is there any other kind?
For Brynne, exorcism isn't just a fun after-school activity, it's her life.
Writer/Wizard/Mall Santa/Rasputin Impersonator
Where does he find the time?
One Angry Guy
Update: This news story made Gerald extremely angry.
Erotic Boutique Owner
Helen Wolff had always been wild, but opening an erotic boutique at 65, was a shock to everyone.
Freelance Sperm Donor
He's all about giving.
Wait, is this a wedgie-proof item of some kind or a wedgie-related theorem?
Likes Portable Toilets
Not loves... likes.
He just can't commit to pursuing it professionally.
Lives Behind Gas Station
Alternate option: Wears Bear Hat Near Gas Station
Not Wearing Any Pants
And proud of it!
Guy Who's Not Dead
When you think about it, it's pretty surprising that any of us are here.
Urinated In Reservoir
He pees by his own rules.
Did he become cool before or after he got on the news?
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