We've seen some ridiculous reasons not to leave a tip in our time (just scroll down for more egregious gratuities) but you could call this one the "holy grail" of outrageous receipts.

Redditor GateFlan posted the photo below showing how one Pastor dealt with an included tip of 18%, adding, "My mistake sir, I'm sure Jesus will pay for my rent and groceries."

The irony of it all is that we're pretty sure this would make any server lose faith in humanity.

i give god 10 percent tip

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    This looks like the handwriting of a young child.

  • You Know, That One

    People really need to stop messing with Sheila.

  • Freudian Slip

    Peanut-hollandais... What did you think this meant?

  • The Only Reason To Go To Steak 'N Shake

    High as fuck is going to be really disappointed.

  • No, Thank You

    "Great, but could you also give me my waiter's name."

  • Not A Number, But...

    The number is actually 3.

  • Petty Cash Fraud

    You can't just give anyone a receipt book.

  • This Joke Happens A Lot

    The start to the greatest porn of our time?

  • Don't Judge Me!

    Can a receipt feel sadness? Love?

  • She/He Should Get More Of A Discount

    Oh we see how it is Twisted Root Burger Co., Best Butt is valued way more than Nicest Person.

  • Math is Hard

    But also, great tip.

  • At Least This Person Also Got Some Pretzels

    Let's calm it down.

  • This Is Really Walgreens' Fault For The Wording

    Jesus has heard it before and he's had enough of it, OK!?

  • No Space Between "Blend" And "That" Please

    But the real question is why it costs 1 penny to print this receipt (and then it didn't).

  • What Is This Short For?

    Wife beater? Isn't "white tee" more correct?

  • It Could Work, Right?

    After all those peach schnaps, maybe your judgment isn't the best.

  • Leftovers For Tip

    Nice effort.

  • So That's What Flava Flave Is Doing Now

    If only the person had taken the picture with the store's name in it.

  • You Weren't Supposed To See This

    Don't be mean to this dude.

  • Taco Bell Understands

    To be fair, this was at 3:30 in the morning.

  • Steve Carell Owns This

    Extra wet wings, WHAT?

  • Rue 21 Has An Identity Crisis

    This can't be real.

  • The Worst Store Or The Best Store To Have This Warning?

    Staten Island, let's get a round of applause.

  • On The Plus Side, No Tax

    We hope this is just a way to make a drink happier.

  • It Is What It Is

    He who paid for it, delt it.

  • You Can't Have Sunglasses Without The Sun

    Nice try!

  • Wake Up

    But for real, what is this was true.

  • Not A Joke

    We just wanted to make you feel bad about yourself.