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02/04/2013 09:48 am ET | Updated Apr 06, 2013

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: I'm An English Professor In A Movie.

Good morning, and welcome to Advanced English Literature--I'm Professor Anglosoundingname. As you can see, I have a mane of silver hair and wear a corduroy blazer with leather elbow patches stitched with corduroy threads that have their own leather thread-patches, and pace briskly into this lecture hall from the New England autumn just as class starts.

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