When it comes to buying a Valentine's Day gift, there are a lot of ways that you can go wrong.
Just ask HuffPost Divorce readers. On Monday, they shared with us the worst gifts their exes ever gave them -- from Brita water filters to a decidedly unromantic basket of porn. (Aw, how sweet!)
Click through the slideshow below for the full range of awful gifts, then head to the comments to commiserate and share the worst gift you've ever received on Valentine's Day.
A Water Filter
"A Brita water filter. He got the woman he was sleeping with diamonds." -Sarah Ann B.
A Gas-Station Rose... And A Trip To Kenny Rogers' Roasters
"A gas-station rose, still in the plastic case. With the price tag on it. (Sale! $2.50) Did I mention he took me to Kenny Rogers' Roasters that night? Nothing says love like chicken on a tray." -@itsmrsB
"A card that said 'Your present is in my pants.'" -@thekattgirl
A Stuffed Dog
"This HUGE stuffed dog. He had good intentions, I guess, seeing as it was the only way I'd get the dog I wanted (an old English sheepdog), but it took up a lot of space. I was glad to get rid of it!" -Randi D.
"Love Isn't Easy"
"A book titled 'Love Isn't Easy.' Womp womp." -@jcqlnllnd
"A basket of porn" -Tonya
Crossword Puzzle Book And Mardi Gras Beads
"It was Valentine's Day of 2001. Our firstborn was 1 month and 4 days old. This fool gave me a free crossword puzzle book that he'd gotten from some truck stop and a red strand of Mardi Gras beads -- also free. For real?!?! Now my kids make me wonderful things and he is not my spouse anymore. FREEDOM." -Michele B.
"My ex bought me roses, then said he had to take them back because he was going to stop by his mom's and he had to give them to her." -@Stee_lo
A Christmas Card
"She gave me a Chrismas card last Valentine's Day." -@deniabs
"A free (as in BOGO free) snuggie and a giant musical 'Who Let The Dogs Out?" card" -@JessKiddinU
Whatever WalMart Had
"On the day of this sacred holiday, my ex got me a giant Hershey's kiss, a stuffed animal in a pail, and white roses that were half brown. Pretty much whatever he could grab at the front of Walmart..." -Shannon R.
"A damn gnome holding a soccer ball" -@dogmomof3
An Ab Roller
"An ab roller and I DIDN'T need it..." -Carla M.
"Some Kraft cheese." -@pullalea
Boxed Wine And A Teddy Bear
"A teddy bear taped to a box of Franzia." -@elizlaten
"A half empty sample bottle of perfume!" -@KlimtGirl
"Is 'nothing' a valid answer? I got that a lot..." -@Jennbroo26
An "I Want A Divorce" Text
"He sent me a text requesting a divorce. True story." -@NoggleSarah
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