Reddit user "cocainevolcano" posted the following under the subreddit LifeProTips:

pizza

Now, while we're sure that "cocainevolcano" is a swell dude, and we can't really disagree with the fact that it is, indeed, an effective life pro tip, we have determined scientifically* that it is the saddest Reddit post of all time.

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  • Oh. Oh No.

    By "beat" they must have meant "contract." (<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/08/06/wendys-fail/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)

  • BREAKING NEWS

    More on this story as it develops. (<a href="http://failblog.org/2010/01/28/funny-signs-all-my-fears-have-been-allayed/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)

  • No Thanks

    We'll just have a hot cup of coffee, thank you very much. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j3yhz/wow_that_a_bold_new_ad_campaign_there_mcdonalds/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • How?

    In that it's something you should never do? (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hdmbr/not_really_sure_what_mcdonalds_is_trying_to_tell/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • Need Heavyset Consumers

    And people say the economy's bad!

  • That's What She Said?

    Because "Push here for ice" wasn't descriptive enough. (<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/10/14/sign-fail-11/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)

  • Oh My

    They really didn't think this one through, did they? (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d39yz/new_mcdonalds_burger_image/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • And Again

    "Angus" is the worst word for reader boards, obviously. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uaxi/sorry_mcdonalds_i_think_ill_pass/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • Welcome Berkshire Hathaway Shareholders

    The Q3 report's going to look a lot better with a Blizzard in the other hand.

  • D'oh!

    So THAT'S why it tasted so cardboard-y before. (<a href="http://www.picshag.com/open-box-before-eating-pizza.html" target="_hplink">via PicShag</a>)

  • Wait, What?

    If fast food makes you have to go this bad, there's a problem. (<a href="http://failblog.org/2011/06/22/epic-fail-photos-restaurant-hygiene-fail/" target="_hplink">via FAILBlog</a>)

  • "We Do Got Fish"

    Next to this, BK's "We Have Burgers" sign deserves an award.

  • "Try Our 3 5 7 Layernacho"

    It costs 1 4 9 dollars.

  • Parking For Drive-Thru

    Riiight.

  • Weak Sweat $$ Convulses Wretched Bogey Man

    We had no idea Wendy's was into poetry.

  • Special?

    By special they meant, "not different at all." (<a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/97434/Special+Price+Fail/" target="_hplink">via Funny Junk</a>)

  • Sending Mixed Signals

    Looks like McDonalds & You are in an abusive relationship. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kj87m/such_a_friendly_mcdonalds_in_snohomish_washington/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • Surprise Surprise

    OMG you guys, we're open. So come in, or whatever. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hkcsk/my_local_mcdonalds_has_a_brilliant_marketing/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • Dream Big

    You have to give them credit for trying to secure their workforce as early as possible. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/eyfxd/worried_about_your_kids_future_employment/" target="_hplink">via Reddit</a>)

  • NEW FIES A PLATTERS

    As if it weren't confusing enough to decide between KFC and Taco Bell...

  • Tacos Is Brain Food

    This may require some additional information for verification.

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