The problem with Valentine's Day is that every person is different and most Valentine's Day gifts are the same old same old -- chocolates, wine, flowers, jewelry, mixtapes, yada yada yada.
People trying to connect with that special someone need to remember that each person is unique and you can't celebrate your lover's individuality with soon-to-be melted chocolates or wilted flowers with petals falling to the condo floor by 7 p.m.
That's why we have have the HuffPost Weird Valentine's Day Gift Guide.
If you love someone who is weird enough to love you back, they deserve something special, such as a Bill Clinton corkscrew, a "World's Best Lover" hot water bottle, or couples mittens featuring a sperm on one hand and an egg on the other.
And don't get me talking about the vibrator disguised as a lipstick container.
WEIRD VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT GALLERY
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