02/08/2013 09:28 am ET

Bizarre Valentine's Day Gift Guide: Sexy Cupid Outfit, Pink Pepper Spray Gun, Sex Organ Toast, And More

The problem with Valentine's Day is that every person is different and most Valentine's Day gifts are the same old same old -- chocolates, wine, flowers, jewelry, mixtapes, yada yada yada.

People trying to connect with that special someone need to remember that each person is unique and you can't celebrate your lover's individuality with soon-to-be melted chocolates or wilted flowers with petals falling to the condo floor by 7 p.m.

That's why we have have the HuffPost Weird Valentine's Day Gift Guide.

If you love someone who is weird enough to love you back, they deserve something special, such as a Bill Clinton corkscrew, a "World's Best Lover" hot water bottle, or couples mittens featuring a sperm on one hand and an egg on the other.

And don't get me talking about the vibrator disguised as a lipstick container.


Weird Valentine's Gifts