It's stressful enough when a celebrity wears a dress so short, you think it might "malfunction." It's even more stressful when that celeb goes and pulls that skirt up even higher.
Leave it to Courtney Stodden to have us shaking in our boots as she walked a red carpet in Beverly Hills. The 18-year-old, famous for her unconventional marriage to 52-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and for wearing little to no clothing on the reg, was sporting a mullet dress that was business in the back and almost too much party in the front.
And by "too much party," we mean Courtney took a short dress and pulled it up even shorter. Why was this necessary, Courtney? Why? Are you asking for a wardrobe malfunction?
Also, we invite you to please note the shoes. They really make the outfit.
Avert your eyes, folks:
Courtney's dress falls into this esteemed category:
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