On this week's "Saturday Night Live," Wolf Blitzer (Jason Sudeikis) and Erin Burnett (Cecily Strong) were surprised to announce that the new pope had been selected. And the new pope is... Quvenzhané Wallis?
Why did the Catholic church name the 9-year-old Oscar nominee the next mouthpiece of God? That's unimportant. What is important, however, is that she does the Dougie.