A guy and his toy hamster troll a Russian cop for the purpose of advertising said toy with a viral video.*

Alright, internet, we'll allow it... but only because this made us laugh despite having no idea what the hell was going on at first.

Via misscellania.blogspot.com

* The title card at the end is for online Russian shopping network, E5.ru, where one can presumably purchase the little devil in question.

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