From the endless amount of cat content on the Internet, it’s clear that cats are adorable, sly, and sassy. These cats are all of those things, with an emphasis on the sass. These 27 cats have taken your stuff for ransom and they are not giving it up.

From your beloved beverages to your favorite technological devices, your worldly possessions now belong to your cat. But, their adorable faces make the loss a lot more bearable. Check out these 27 cats that desperately want your stuff and let us know which cat does the best job of hijacking.

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  • Caffeinated Kitty

    Hey, that's mine.

  • Hung Up

    Are you looking for something?

  • Happy Halloween!

    Let me help you carve this pumpkin.

  • My Pillow

    ...is your X-Box controller and there's nothing you can do about it.

  • Coffee Cat

    Oh, did you need this?

  • Hello?

    Your expensive toy has become my trusty mirror.

  • Clean Sheets

    Your pillowcase is my new sleeping bag.

  • Group iPad Session

    Whatever this magical thing is, we want it.

  • Computer Cat

    I want to surf the web, but I don't know where to start.

  • Fully Stocked Fridge

    Who wants an ice cold... Kitten?

  • Basket Case

    I'm not going anywhere.

  • Give It To Me

    With my cat-like reflexes, I'm much better at this game than you are.

  • This Cat Knows How To Spin

    They call me "Kitty Mix-A-Lot."

  • A Tall Glass Of Water

    Is perfect for washing off my paws.

  • Get Out Of Here!

    It's occupied.

  • My New Bed

    Your purse is perfect for sleeping.

  • Did You Need To Wash Your Hands?

    Well, too bad.

  • Computer Curl Up

    It may be your work time, but it's time for my cat nap.

  • Movie Night

    "Cats & Dogs" is really thrilling movie. I know you have a paper to write, but I can't stop watching.

  • Cat Shower

    I'll be five minutes.

  • Keyboard Kitty

    I know you like this for typing, but I use it for sleeping.

  • Bath Time...

    For cats. You can shower later.

  • You Wanna Play Scrabble?

    But, I want to sleep here.

  • Cats And Coffee

    We needed the caffeine more than you.

  • Sleepover!

    Your bed is mine.

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