Today, we celebrate the 85th birthday of one of America's greatest playwrights, Edward Albee, the mastermind behind Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, The Zoo Story, and The Goat: or, Who Is Sylvia? -- plus, oh, 30-odd more. To honor the great (and often somewhat crotchety) writer on his birthday, we've put together a list of some of his greatest lines, from his interviews, nonfiction, and plays. After the jump, indulge in a little Albee talk, and let us know if we missed your favorite quip in the comments.
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