Forty-seven-year-old Charlie Sheen has found himself a new enemy: 9-year-olds. More specifically, the kids who bullied his 9-year-old daughter, Sam, at school.
TMZ reports that Sam was teased "mercilessly about her skin, her looks, her hair, and even Charlie getting fired from 'Two and a Half Men.'" According to TMZ's sources, Sam got physically ill from the torment and had to switch schools.
Per his usual controversial self, Sheen took to Twitter yesterday and blasted to his 9.1 million followers his preferred method of dealing with the situation:
This is a legitimate call to arms.
my daughter Sam was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a liar.
if you have a rotted egg
a roll of toilet paper
or some dog shit;
I urge u to deliver it with "extreme prejudice"
to their KamPuss run by trolls and charlatans.
make me proud.
we will not tolerate this level of
abhorrent disrespect towards the child of your favorite Warlock.
And if your feeling the
"show and tell" of it all,
smear the shit to spell one name on the front door;
eat that loser.