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03/20/2013 04:04 pm ET Updated Mar 20, 2013

Spring Break 2013: The Stupidest Bro Fight (VIDEO)

Spring Break has not been known to set the bar very high for demonstrations of good judgment or clear-headedness. And while there's no official rubric by which to compare the relative stupidity of the reasons for one fight to those of another, we're pretty sure that 1 minute and 51 seconds is all you'll need to agree that this is one of the most wanton displays of violent asininity ever to surface on the Interwebs.

A viewer can almost imagine how it might've escalated:

"Bro, don't splash me, bro."

[Bro splashes despite bro's protest; protesting bro splashes splashing bro in protest.]

"Seriously, I'm not ready to get totally wet, and the water is chilly on my nipples, bro. Stop!"

[Splash]

"Bro, that time you splashed, it got in my eye. Don't you know that it stings!?" [Retaliation splash]

[Fighting.]

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