It's hard to be bigger than Jon Hamm, but in one critical way, Jonah Falcon is -- and he has some advice for the towering 'Mad Men" star.
Falcon is better known as the man with the world's biggest penis, and this 13.5-inch legend has some compassion for Hamm and the below-the-waist attention he's been getting.
"He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions," Falcon told weird news reporter Dave Moye.
Falcon also suggested tighter underwear, so Hamm's pork doesn't jiggle so much in front of paparazzi, and perhaps a bulge-disguising wallet in his front pockets.
"As you get older, your balls drop and need support," Falcon said. "If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men."
It's not clear what advice could be offered to Brazilian model Sabrina Boing Boing, who caused quite a stir by posting photos of herself breastfeeding a calf. As editor Emily Thomas wrote, it was "udderly" ridiculous.
In Alabama, a billboard outside a strip club read, "Strip For Me - Jesus' and it wasn't put there by the club. It was put there by a nearby church to rustle up membership.
In Tennessee, a woman was allegedly caught performing oral sex at a car dealership because she was looking for a "better deal" on a Cadillac.
In Zimbabwe, A "dead" prostitute turned out not to be, when she rose from her coffin.
And when Dave Moye wrote about a reality TV show looking for reincarnated children to interview, even esteemed media blogger Jim Romenesko took note.
What was the weirdest story of the week? Check out the gallery and vote bellow.
FBI 'Flying Saucer' Memo
A one-page internal 63-year-old memo about a UFO report involving three alleged flying saucers and alien bodies recovered in New Mexico is its most requested document at its online reading room. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/fbi-ufo-document_n_2965993.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
Sabrina Boing Boing
This is not how you're supposed to milk a cow. Brazilian model Sabrina Boing Boing set the internet afire when she uploaded this video of her breastfeeding a cow. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/sabrina-boing-boing-breastfeeds-animals_n_2959216.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
Man With World's Largest Penis Advises John Hamm
Jonah Falcon, whose 13.5-inch male sex organ is recognized as the world's biggest, has heard about how actor Jon Hamm is bothered by the attention being paid to the size of his own genitals and offers some supportive advice. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/jonah-falcon-jon-hamm_n_2974109.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
J & D's Foods, a Seattle company that also makes bacon lubricant -- which "began as an elaborate April Fool's prank and was never intended to be a real product" but nonetheless persists out of sheer novelty -- has topped itself by offering a pork-flavored prophylactic. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/bacon-condoms-photos_n_2974081.html#slide=2278738" target="_blank">(Read More) </a>
Sucker For A Deal
Crystal Frantzen, 28, was spotted performing oral sex on 58-year-old Gary Tipton in public "in exchange for a better deal" on a Cadillac she wanted to buy from him, according to a Sullivan County, Tenn. Sheriff's report. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/crystal-frantzen-gary-tipton-oral-sex-better-deal-car_n_2962844.html#slide=2271018" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
'Dead' Prostitute Comes Back to Life
A prostitute in Bulowayo, Zimbabwe, is bringing new meaning to the term "killer sex" after authorities thought she died during an encounter with a customer. However, she came back to life just as officials placed her in a metal coffin. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/27/dead-prostitute-comes-back-to-life_n_2965110.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
Reincarnated Kids Needed For Reality Show
A Los Angeles production company is currently holding a nationwide casting call for children who claim to have, or have had, past life memories for a new reality series, "Ghost Inside My Child," scheduled to air on the Bio Channel later this year. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/24/reincarnated-kids-needed-_n_2934103.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
Strip For Me, Jesus
A billboard outside of a strip club in Birmingham, Alabama is causing an uproar among residents. The billboard, located outside of the Palace Gentleman’s club, is for a local church and uses the paraphrased quote “Strip for Me” and attributes it to Jesus Christ. Yes, that Jesus Christ.(<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/29/strip-for-me-jesus-billboard_n_2974620.html" target="_blank">Read More)</a>
Man Accused Of Stealing $100K In Whiskey
John Saunders, the former live-in caretaker of a Pittsburgh-area mansion, faces criminal charges for allegedly drinking more than $100,000 worth of the owner's 100-year-old whiskey. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/22/john-saunders-charged-wit_n_2934989.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>
Mysterious Circles Appear In Western New York Frozen Pond
In the small town of Eden, N.Y., the recent appearance of mysterious circles in a frozen pond has residents baffled. Explanations ranging from man-made to natural phenomena to alleged extraterrestrials all purport to reveal what created the circles. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/26/pond-circles-new-york_n_2956942.html" target="_blank">(Read More)</a>