When staff in a Bronx psychiatric ward subdued a patient for being anal, they allegedly found 17 bags of cocaine nestled between his butt cheeks.
The New York Daily News reports that the unidentified patient, who was being held at Lincoln Hospital, got the staff's attention when he started yelling and screaming. Medical workers grabbed hold of him and gave him a shot in his buttocks to calm him down on March 28.
That's when two baggies fell from his relaxed derriere, the paper reports:
A subsequent probe revealed 15 more bags, all reportedly full of cocaine. They were handed over to police, who will file charges against the patient as soon as he's discharged.
It's not the only time drug heads have been found to be drug orifices.
In March, a Florida woman named Porcha Gross was caught with a crack cookie in her vagina. A "cookie" is crack cocaine that's been formed into a disc, usually around 3 inches across.
And in January, police found Kentucky woman Jessica Webster smuggling heroin syringes in her vagina.
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This Oklahoma woman was sentenced to 25 years after smuggling not only meth in her butt, but also a gun in her vagina. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/christie-harris-hid-gun-in-vagina-meth-in-butt-sentenced_n_3574436.html" target="_blank">Read the whole story here. </a>
This Florida woman was allegedly caught with a hypodermic needle stowed away in her anus. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/01/alexis-clancey-hides-needle-in-butt_n_2789700.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News">Read the whole story here. </a>
Priscilla Pena and Michelle Blassingale were arrested at JFK Airport after arriving from the Dominican Republic in late January. Drug-sniffing dogs allegedly detected something. Authorities said Pena had seven kilos of cocaine in silver plastic, wrapped around her butt like a disposable diaper.
Rasoul Speight, 32, is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus.
Bellamy allegedly hid 36 vials of crack cocaine in her vagina to stay out of police custody. But officers noticed that the Philadelphia woman was walking funny, and she admitted to her hiding place. "The woman says, 'I have crack up in my vagina,' and she pushed out 36 vials of crack cocaine that were in a bag," Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said. "Thank God the lady didn't have a snake or a crocodile, or we'd really have been in trouble."
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Crack Found In Suspect's Butt
Florida police not afraid to get their hands dirty <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/police-find-crack-in-butt_n_1285604.html" target="_hplink">discovered crack in the butt</a> of 28-year-old Ramon Blair.
Idaho Mechanic Finds $40,000 Of Cocaine In 82-Year-Old Woman's Car
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