If you forgot your watch at home and were trying to judge the passage of time by Rob Lowe's face, you're an idiot because the man doesn't age. Here are 10 age-fighting tricks that MIGHT explain why it's still 1998 on his face.
Maybe Rob Lowe's ever-youthful visage comes from ingesting dried goji berries or ginseng obtained from some guy who also sells power crystals.
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Drinking Lots of Water
Rob Lowe has never publicly come out endorsing water, but odds are good that he drinks it.
Drinking the Blood of a Virgin
Rob Lowe has never publicly come out endorsing virgin blood, but just look at his ageless face!
A Positive Attitude
It's a scientific fact that people who die just weren't smiling enough or Rob Lowe-ing hard enough.
A Cursed Monkey's Paw
Perhaps Rob Lowe is in possession of a mystic monkey's paw giving him a youthful gift. The bad news is, this most definitely comes with some kind of curse. So, Rob Lowe, if you're reading this, and you made a wish upon an evil monkey's paw to stay young forever, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
A Deal with Satan
Maybe Rob Lowe sold his soul, old-school style. It's the easiest explanation.
He is a Hologram
Maybe Rob Lowe died a long time ago. Maybe what we know as "Rob Lowe" is merely a super-charming computer generated image. It's perhaps the only feasible option.
An Ungodly Scientific Experiment
Is Rob Lowe an ordinary man or the first in the line of a biologically superior super race where age is a joke and handsomeness is the bare minimum?
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