On the premiere of "Mad Men," Roger's mother's funeral was strangely dry. Well, right up until Don showed up -- bleary-eyed and with drink already in hand. "Mother did not approve of libations," Roger mentions in his opening remarks, and after he hands the stage over to Mrs. Hazel Tinsley ("who graciously flew up from Palm Beach"). It doesn't take long to for Don to steal the spotlight with some gastrointestinal grieving in the corner.

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