NOTE: There has been some confusion about this particular video. This is not footage of the tragic incident in Belarus where a man died after being bitten by a beaver. To our knowledge, no video of that incident exists.
Today we learned never to get too close to a beaver.
(Shut up, get your minds out of the gutter... this is serious.)
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