Dating is hard, especially for women. But it's easier when you know there are certain types of women that heterosexual men will always avoid. And fellas, if you're dating one of these ladies, steer clear!
Sorry, ladies. If you've committed three or more murders, dudes are just not into that. Stop killing now if you don't want to die alone.
Women With Knives For Hands
Look, men just do not have the patience to deal with a woman who has sharp knives for hands. If there's one thing men don't like, it's getting cut or stabbed by knife hands.
Women Who Regularly Try To Swallow Fruits Or Vegetables Whole Like A Snake
If you're on a date, you might think it's cute or sexy to try to stick an entire apple in your mouth and swallow without chewing, but the guy will likely say "No thank you" and move on to a woman who eats an apple in small bites.
A Bag Of Nacho Cheese Doritos
No man wants to take a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos to a nice dinner at Red Lobster. Especially when the Doritos are constantly nagging. Nag, nag, nag-- shut up, Doritos!
A Woman Who Thinks Trader Joe's Is Called Trader Jones No Matter How Many Times You Correct Her
Whatever you do, DON'T do that.
A Woman Who Constantly Sets Small Household Fires
Ladies, he's already putting out all kinds of fires at the office, don't make him put out literal fires in his personal life.
Ursula From The Little Mermaid Or Similar Half-Octopus-Half Women Combos
If you want to land a man, don't be so cruel to the gentle merfolk.
The Winged Victory Of Samothrace
She doesn't have a head! And she's made of marble. Men hate that.
Women With Exploding Heads
If you're a woman with an exploding head, you create a dangerous situation for any guy you're on a date with. Get that taken care of pronto.
If you're turning into a wolf, don't expect to be turning your casual fling into a serious relationship.
Women Who Are Just Constantly Punching
Men really don't like being constantly punched. Get your punching habit in check or you can forget that second date.
Also on HuffPost:
And that's all anyone could ever ask for.
Fried Chicken Vs. Love
Fried chicken always wins.
Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
This guy didn't chicken out with his declaration of love.
A symbol of romance and a love that lasts forever.
A New Hope
His love of Star Wars is just as strong as his love for Jessica.
Make A Moment With Mozzarella
It's too cheesy.
Make every relationship better.
The Sweetest Scratch
How could you get mad at that?
Loose Tooth Love
Emma is wise beyond her years.
The best, most romantic Valentine.
A Backhanded Compliment
Being compared to bacon is a huge compliment.
Another Bacon Ballad
The bacon may have spoiled, but their love is fresher than ever.
Light Saber Love
I think they are a match made in "Star Wars" Heaven.
He Just Cares About Her Mind
The Human Centipede
Turning disgusting horror into romance is no easy feat, but this card does it.