Signs can tell you where to go, give you helpful instructions, or warn you of impending dangers. These 17 signs, however, do none of those things. In fact, unless you have trouble remembering how to use a toilet, or have the sudden urge to pick up a horse, these signs are pretty pointless.
Then again, there are some of us who could use a little toilet etiquette reminder.
A Sad Truth
No need to tell me, I know I'm not a mermaid.
But thanks to that sign, I'll pass on that nice piece of Juicy Fruit.
Curb The Urge
I guess this is goodbye, toilet curb.
There's another sign for that.
Because we all need a reminder sometimes.
A Word Of Caution
Because doors and windows are confusing.
Bathroom Break 1
The elevator may be in motion, but your bodily fluids should stay put.
Bathroom Break 2
That's just a crappy situation.
Is not found in the toilet.
A Telling Sign
For those that have never set foot in a public bathroom.
Stand Close And Don't Spit
It's not too hard to be considerate in a bathroom.
Is not optional, no matter how good you look.
But, that's why I came to this farm.
Not with a 5 pound limit, there's not!
That you should be able to master if you've ever used a toilet.
They Painted It
And now they're just letting us know their job is done.
Do Not Ride The Elephants
But that is always my first thought upon seeing an elephant.
In case the gate wasn't enough of a warning.
Unless you WANT to hit that wall.
I guess anything is possible.
We like to keep it casual up there.
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