We haven't seen this much of JWoww since ... the last time we saw JWoww.
The former "Jersey Shore" star showed off her sizable assets in a black dress with a plunging neckline at the "All My Children" and "One Life To Live" premiere in New York City on Tuesday night.
We were worried that the 27-year-old might pop out of her dress and suffer yet another wardrobe malfunction -- but then we realized we can't worry about things we can't control.
The reality star even tweeted, "Not even at the premiere yet and my Boob already popped outta my dress #bigboobproblems #OLTL."
Seriously, JWoww? Invest in some double-sided tape. It's your friend.
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