It's no secret that you can do some very unexpected things while taking Ambien, but this series of handwritten notes left by Redditor PoodleWorkout while asleep read like the drunken ramblings of a horror movie screenwriter.

The blinds are moving... The clock does not believe me... And it just gets weirder from there:

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  • Acceptance

    And that's all anyone could ever ask for.

  • Fried Chicken Vs. Love

    Fried chicken always wins.

  • Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

    Or crazier.

  • Poultry Proclamation

    This guy didn't chicken out with his declaration of love.

  • Nokia Phones

    A symbol of romance and a love that lasts forever.

  • A New Hope

    His love of Star Wars is just as strong as his love for Jessica.

  • Make A Moment With Mozzarella

    It's too cheesy.

  • Bagels

    Make every relationship better.

  • The Sweetest Scratch

    How could you get mad at that?

  • Loose Tooth Love

    Emma is wise beyond her years.

  • Nicolas Cage

    The best, most romantic Valentine.

  • A Backhanded Compliment

    Thanks?

  • Bacon Ballad

    Being compared to bacon is a huge compliment.

  • Another Bacon Ballad

    The bacon may have spoiled, but their love is fresher than ever.

  • Light Saber Love

    I think they are a match made in "Star Wars" Heaven.

  • He Just Cares About Her Mind

    Or not.

  • The Human Centipede

    Turning disgusting horror into romance is no easy feat, but this card does it.