It's no secret that you can do some very unexpected things while taking Ambien, but this series of handwritten notes left by Redditor PoodleWorkout while asleep read like the drunken ramblings of a horror movie screenwriter.
The blinds are moving... The clock does not believe me... And it just gets weirder from there:
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And that's all anyone could ever ask for.
Fried Chicken Vs. Love
Fried chicken always wins.
Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
This guy didn't chicken out with his declaration of love.
A symbol of romance and a love that lasts forever.
A New Hope
His love of Star Wars is just as strong as his love for Jessica.
Make A Moment With Mozzarella
It's too cheesy.
Make every relationship better.
The Sweetest Scratch
How could you get mad at that?
Loose Tooth Love
Emma is wise beyond her years.
The best, most romantic Valentine.
A Backhanded Compliment
Being compared to bacon is a huge compliment.
Another Bacon Ballad
The bacon may have spoiled, but their love is fresher than ever.
Light Saber Love
I think they are a match made in "Star Wars" Heaven.
He Just Cares About Her Mind
The Human Centipede
Turning disgusting horror into romance is no easy feat, but this card does it.