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Georgea Kovanis: Getting To The Bottom Of The Ultimate Insult: Ratty Underwear

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We were having beers and half-price burgers at my neighborhood bar when talk turned to an incredibly mean woman with whom we are acquainted.

Because I believe she treated a dear friend badly, harming his confidence like no one before her, I spewed the ultimate insult upon mention of her name:

You just know she wears ratty underwear, I said.

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