Wednesday could be the day former CIA director David Petraeus joins the long, proud line of our nation's top defenders cashing in on their warrior bona fides for an Abrams tankload of cash.

Petraeus, if reports from Gawker and Bloomberg are correct, could soon go to work for the private equity firm Kohlberg Kravis & Roberts. He and KKR co-founder Henry Kravis are friends, according to Bloomberg, and "talk often."

Petraeus is one of the few former CIA directors and commanders of U.S. Central Command to be a household name, famous for his self-proclaimed ability to temporarily keep Iraq from completely going to hell all at once -- and for his splashy fall from grace involving sexytime with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.

For Petraeus, the upside of joining KKR is obvious: mad stupid loot. But the upside for KKR of taking Petraeus on board might seem less obvious, at first: How could Petraeus's military career have possibly prepared him for the private-equity game of buying and selling companies? You can't just command a corporate board to load up a company with debt in order to pay yourself a fat dividend, sadly.

The one huge thing Petraeus will give KKR is precious access. This man reached the very pinnacle of the defense industry, was once considered seriously as a presidential candidate, and is on speaking terms with legions of very important people, including current and former presidents of the United States. That's more influence than most humans can ever dream of having. And though Petraeus's personal indiscretions might have killed his political career, they won't hurt him with the boys in the boardroom, to whom an affair with a biographer sounds like two or three dreams come true at once.

Petraeus would be just one of many ex-generals and ex-CIA directors -- and ex-secretaries of defense -- to find lucrative jobs in finance or corporate America as soon as possible after they leave public service. This is not your typical, sad government-private sector revolving door, folks: This is a 10-foot-tall, gold-plated revolving door, crafted by Honeywell in black-site government laboratories to create a rift in the space-time continuum, from which metric tons of cash pour ceaselessly.

It is a temptation that has proven irresistible to the likes of:

There is nothing illegal or necessarily wrong with any of this. We can't expect our public servants to live out the rest of their days as paupers. But it represents the cozy relationship between the government and corporate America at its most powerful, giving new meaning to Dwight Eisenhower's warning more than 50 years ago:

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex," he said. "The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist."

Earlier on HuffPost:

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  • Office Romances Still Happen, A Lot

    Anyone who's watched <em>Mad Men</em> knows that there's no shortage of office flings, affairs, hook-ups and marriages. Take Joan and Roger, Pete and Peggy, and of course, Don and Megan, for example. Same goes these days, too. In fact, more than one-third of of <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/14/valentines-day-office-romance-common-more-third-american-workers_n_1263941.html" target="_blank">American workers admit to being romantically involved with a co-worker</a>, according to a 2012 survey from Glassdoor.com, and about 10 percent said they've actually had sex while at the office. Harry Crane style!

  • It's Still Dominated By White Males

    Sadly, the American workplace is still largely dominated by people who look like these guys. A survey from last year found that <a href="http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2012/10/16/study-workplaces-increasingly-segregated-dominated-by-white-me/" target="_blank">white men continue to be the most likely to hold leadership positions</a> in the workplace.

  • People Still Booze At The Office

    No doubt, the employees of SCDP are a heavy drinking crowd, often opening the liquor cabinet door before noon or treating themselves to the infamous "three martini lunch" (see: just about every Mad Men episode ever). While most office workers probably don't have a bottle of scotch stashed in their desk any more, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Business/drinking-alcohol-wine-booze-beer-work/story?id=16150294#.UWCNhas6VOg" target="_blank">work happy hours remain common </a> and social drinking can still play a large part in how <a href="http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/01/feeling-the-pressure-to-drink-for-work/" target="_blank">business is done in industries like, say, advertising</a>, The New York Times reports.

  • Women Still Face Sexual Harassment At Work

    Between the leering eyes, suggestive remarks and flat out creepiness of several of SCDP's male workers, sexual harassment appears to be a near daily ordeal faced by women in the Mad Men workplace. Things aren't much better today. Nearly one-third of <a href="http://www.workharassment.net/index.php/sexual-harassment-in-the-workplace.html" target="_blank">women reported being sexually harassed while at work </a>according to a 2008 phone survey.

  • LGBT People Are Still Discriminated Against

    Back in Season 4, Sterling Cooper art director Salvatore Romano, a closeted gay man on the show, was <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katy-hall/bryan-batt-talks-sals-mad_b_501000.html" target="_blank">fired largely due to his sexuality</a>. Today, <a href="http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/92773ca912c1439a9e8d5fcac922396c/TX-XGR--Gay-Rights" target="_hplink">workplace discrimination against LGBT employees</a>, is still, unfortunately, all too common.

  • Dressing To Impress Is Still A Thing

    Ask people what their favorite thing about Mad Men is and you'll likely get plenty of this response: "The clothes!" Turns out, it pays just as much these days to dress snazzy. According to a recent survey, people who <a href="http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2010-05-18/news/27584409_1_dress-code-work-place-cent" target="_blank">dress well are taken more seriously at work.</a>

  • Women Are Still Paid Less Than Men

    Despite the fact that Peggy becomes a copywriter she still gets paid less than the guys, a complaint that ultimately pushes her to leave the company. Today, women are still being paid less than their male colleagues for doing equal work. In 2012, women <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/03/07/the-wage-gap-between-men-and-women-has-grown-during-the-recovery/" target="_blank">working full-time received only 80.9 percent of what men did</a>, down from 82.2 percent in 2011, The Washington Post reports.

  • Office Parties Tend To Get Out Of Hand

    Remember that Mad Men episode when that guy gets run over by a lawnmower and loses his foot at a drunken Sterling Cooper office party? Well, office parties still have a way of getting out of hand these days, <a href="http://www.aoltv.com/2009/12/11/tv-moment-of-2009-the-lawnmower-scene-on-mad-men/" target="_blank">just check out this video for proof</a>.

  • The Most Common Job For Women Is Secretary

    With the exception of Peggy, and later Joan in Season 5, most female employees in Mad Men are secretaries. Sadly, the situation remains the same in the present. The job <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/01/top-job-for-women-secretary-same-as-1950_n_2599560.html" target="_blank">most commonly held by women today is that of secretary or administrative assistant</a>, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.