No joke: Martha Stewart really does have a Match.com profile. However, we're pretty sure it doesn't involve anything as hilariously kinky as the video above.
On Wednesday night's "Conan," Coco unveiled what he says is Stewart's Match.com video, full of ridiculous demands and plenty of running horses. And don't worry, it includes a tutorial for making lambskin condoms, so you're covered there.
Watch the video above!