Conan Reveals Martha Stewart's Video

05/02/2013 12:52 pm ET

No joke: Martha Stewart really does have a profile. However, we're pretty sure it doesn't involve anything as hilariously kinky as the video above.

On Wednesday night's "Conan," Coco unveiled what he says is Stewart's video, full of ridiculous demands and plenty of running horses. And don't worry, it includes a tutorial for making lambskin condoms, so you're covered there.

Watch the video above!

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