Not every dog wants to be lavished in kisses. Don't take it personally.
We asked our Huffington Post translators to tell us what exactly the gentleman is saying, and it was too adorable not to include:
"Mari-kun, you are so cute, aren't you? Kissies!"
"Mari-kun, you're a handsome devil, aren't you? Kissies!"
"Mari-kun, you only have good sides. Let me kissie your best side. Kissies" (ring) "...you can go on ahead!"
One of our translators, Matt, also explained, "'kun' in 'Mari-kun' gives a more endearing touch to the actual name 'Mari', like Charlie as opposed to Charles."
Awww... come on, Mari-kun, he loves you so much!
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